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Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by bry3500 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:25 am

“I Saw Elvis at 1000 Feet” - John Force

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Carlo » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:44 am

From one of NZ's former champion motorcycle riders, "The only thing worse than getting caught cheating is to get behind in the cheating"

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Grant Sprague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:19 am

[quote="928"]one I remember from a speedway track in Canada
Yea mate have many times have we heard that . one ?.................................

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by 928 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:57 am

one I remember from a speedway track in Canada
"he must be cheating, hell I am and I can't get near him"

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Grant Sprague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:46 am

paul lancaster wrote:I once came across a certain pre 65 car that had a sticker by the rev counter that said" treat me like a woman, warm me up before you screw me"
Ha ha Paul love it BUT dont forget to warm the tyres & brakes as well to many guys GO OFF on the first corner getting OVER EXCITED

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by paul lancaster » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:50 am

Malcolm McLeod wrote:"Plucked it in first and gave it some jandal Fuck yeah!!!"
Modern day quote from a Volvo driver,
Who says all V8 Supercar drivers are bland and boring?


I once came across a certain pre 65 car that had a sticker by the rev counter that said" treat me like a woman, warm me up before you screw me"

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Malcolm McLeod » Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:21 am

The book is still available on his website.....about $ US30 I think.
Even lists his favourite drivers, of which Denny is one.
Steve Holmes wrote:This isn't so much a quote, its actually a small section from the brilliant Smokey Yunick book Best Damn Garage In Town. If you've not read this book, I highly recommend it. Smokey was one of those right there at the beginning of Nascar, and he tells holds no punches. He talks about his childhood, his time in the war, and his time spent in Indycar racing and Nascar. Its over 600 pages long, with very small text. Its a bit like reading a large exercise book. But its very funny, and provides an excellent insight into what Nascar was really like in the early days, which many prefer to avoid now, given its clean-cut image. Here is a small segment:

"The early newspaper and magazine reports didn't know a damn thing about auto racing, and didn't want to know. I had an idea that being sent to a race track to report was then a form of punishment for a reporter who fucked up. I can remember George Moore was a reporter for an Atlanta paper. He interviewed me and printed that we, "removed and threw away shocks as part of preparation for racing". At the time George was totally ignorant technically (He eventually became very good at race reporting).

"In 1964, he interviews me at Atlanta. I'm really way too busy, and he's too goddamned dumb to notice it. He asks about a car I built to run Indy, that originally was to have a turbine engine in it. He kept calling it a rocket engine. No matter how much I tried to get him to understand there was a huge difference, he would not listen. So he says, "Why did you change your mind and put a regular engine in instead of the rocket?" (The real reason was that I thought I was getting engine free to use, but they wanted $36,000 in advance for a rebuild cost when I finished and at the time I couldn't have handled $3,600, but I did have a good Offenhauser).

"Anyway, I'm really up to my eras with him by then, so I said, "You know how they make the rocket fuel here close by Atlanta?" (And they did, I don't remember the town) He said, "Yes, he knew." I said, "We found out all rocket fuel was made in square shapes and there were no small enough fuel lines manufactured in square shapes, so for lack of fuel lines, we switched to alcohol and an Otto cycle engine." He printed it".

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Rod Grimwood » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:04 am

So true.
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Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Steve Holmes » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:50 pm

This isn't so much a quote, its actually a small section from the brilliant Smokey Yunick book Best Damn Garage In Town. If you've not read this book, I highly recommend it. Smokey was one of those right there at the beginning of Nascar, and he tells holds no punches. He talks about his childhood, his time in the war, and his time spent in Indycar racing and Nascar. Its over 600 pages long, with very small text. Its a bit like reading a large exercise book. But its very funny, and provides an excellent insight into what Nascar was really like in the early days, which many prefer to avoid now, given its clean-cut image. Here is a small segment:

"The early newspaper and magazine reports didn't know a damn thing about auto racing, and didn't want to know. I had an idea that being sent to a race track to report was then a form of punishment for a reporter who fucked up. I can remember George Moore was a reporter for an Atlanta paper. He interviewed me and printed that we, "removed and threw away shocks as part of preparation for racing". At the time George was totally ignorant technically (He eventually became very good at race reporting).

"In 1964, he interviews me at Atlanta. I'm really way too busy, and he's too goddamned dumb to notice it. He asks about a car I built to run Indy, that originally was to have a turbine engine in it. He kept calling it a rocket engine. No matter how much I tried to get him to understand there was a huge difference, he would not listen. So he says, "Why did you change your mind and put a regular engine in instead of the rocket?" (The real reason was that I thought I was getting engine free to use, but they wanted $36,000 in advance for a rebuild cost when I finished and at the time I couldn't have handled $3,600, but I did have a good Offenhauser).

"Anyway, I'm really up to my eras with him by then, so I said, "You know how they make the rocket fuel here close by Atlanta?" (And they did, I don't remember the town) He said, "Yes, he knew." I said, "We found out all rocket fuel was made in square shapes and there were no small enough fuel lines manufactured in square shapes, so for lack of fuel lines, we switched to alcohol and an Otto cycle engine." He printed it".

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Rod Grimwood » Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:30 am

Malcolm McLeod wrote:"Plucked it in first and gave it some jandal Fuck yeah!!!"
Modern day quote from a Volvo driver,
Who says all V8 Supercar drivers are bland and boring?



Better than the soft cock quote from the so-called official after re-start balls up, 'you could see the speed difference between them and Wincup' "TUI"
TV sure looked different, what an easy set up, you just slow down and the front guy's get dicked. The whole restart system is a big balls up, and found it hard to keep a straight face when they announced the 'Driver standards' person.

Mate young cheese must have done something naughty to some official or his extended family

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Malcolm McLeod » Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:37 am

"Plucked it in first and gave it some jandal Fuck yeah!!!"
Modern day quote from a Volvo driver,
Who says all V8 Supercar drivers are bland and boring?

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Grant Sprague » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:10 pm

Yep LOVE that one , I did not use it in race company as egos were flying & as time moves on who remembers the winners & champion ship winners mind you they are normally written in history.... lets face it u race to win :D I had better get back to fire wood & fert the trees talk later wwoooooooosshhhhhhhhhhhh

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Racer Rog » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:47 pm

second, first of the loosers......unknown

Roger

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by 928 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:28 pm

top quote
"who remembers who finished second"

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Grant Sprague » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:19 pm

Ha ha Love it Eric & I love the English humour spent a few years there .. Re Gerry .... for sure he was quick but imagine if he had 100kg off him ...cheap horse power ?? cant escape physics .. not only that he might still be here to day.
I often went to Brands in the weekends & saw him race ...... first time there I & my friend could not believe they sold beer around the circuit ...... a far cry from NZ racing in those days it was like woooow often watched from Druids you cud c the men from the boys & cars that did not handle love those yrs ... Hey Jac yep Ernie use to us that anology but said to me try running up the hill with a car battery .... Great teacher miss him & Mum big time but
Feel them about

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by ERC » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:38 pm

Weight didn't seem to affect the late great Gerry Marshall too much!

Quote:

In my first ever season on track (1970 - sprints and hill-climbs only) with a very lightly modified 998cc Mini Cooper, I took a new lady friend with me to one of the then popular Silverstone Winter Sprints, held on the club circuit. As required by the regs, I taped the headlights.

Unfortunately, being in the first group out on track, entering the fast Woodcote Corner on lap one, I hit a small puddle and the car spun sharply into the wall on the inside, totalling the front left corner. Lady friend, an English Teacher with a wonderfully dry sense of humour, surveying the damage merely said "That sticky tape didn't do much good then..."

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Jac Mac » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:51 pm

[color="#0000FF"]Your right Grant, your Dad seldom if ever missed a trick, first time I raced the MKIV Cortina at Teretonga he was having a quick look under the hood, comment was--* does it really need that big heavy copper/brass radiator Jac, wouldn't it be better with an alloy one *-- he was right of course, but I was thinking heavy on the car maybe, but light on the pocket!

I remember Gary with the XD Falcon at Coronet Peak Hillclimb explaining to a spectator why they had gutted the interior of the car, his answer has stuck with me ever since, try running to the top of a hill with a sack of spuds over your shoulder, walk back down then run back up without the bag of spuds, even though your puffed from the first run your second will be faster. Sort of analogy I could imagine Ernie using. :) Like I was saying to someone recently, my brain is still doing 150 mph, but the body feels like its on a bungy cord that is always in stretched state. [/color]

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Grant Sprague » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:40 pm

HE HE HE Jac [RE WEIGHT] [ a good main lander] as you knew Ernie ... when I was a kid going GTX he though my weight was too heavy for the wee baby class I was like a robbers dog as it was , carting hay in weekends etc lol, very slim I thought, he was asking [making] me have hot baths with curry powder in so as to sweet off more weight BUT it worked ??... he was big on weight... I think him & Colin chapman came from the same mold

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Jac Mac » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:59 pm

beowulf wrote:Some great motorsports quotes in the last half dozen posts. I can't wait to see them published. Sounds more like a great gonads post.

[color="#0000FF"]Are you suggesting that weight reduction could include a surgical procedure :) [/color]

Re: Great Motorsport Quotes

by Jac Mac » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:58 pm

beowulf wrote:Some great motorsports quotes in the last half dozen posts. I can't wait to see them published. Sounds more like a great gonads post.

[color="#0000FF"]Are you suggesting that weight reduction could include a surgical procedure :) [/color]

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