by seaqnmac27 » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:16 am
If you get a hold of The Unpublished Spike Milligan Box 18 the story is in there, along with a story that goes:
Job Exchange. Queue. Second man in queue is Hitler
Clerk: Hello I've never seen you here before
Hitler No, zis is meine first time
Clerk: Name?
Hitler: O'Brien, I'm O'Brien.
Clerk: [Long Look]. No you're not. You're Apolph Hitler,
Hitler: Yes
Clerk: I thought you were dead. It said you blew your brains out in a cellar.
Hitler: Ya, but I missed
Clerk: Well what are you doin ere?
Hitler: I'm looking for a job.
Clerk: Oh? Wot you want, bricklayer, plumber?
Hitler: No, meine old job was Dictator.
Clerk: Well we ain't got any vacancies for dictators. I'll put your name down and if one turns up we'll phone. Have you got British citizenship?
Hitler: Listen. [Sings] Gott save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, Gott save our Queen. Sieg Heil
If you get a hold of The Unpublished Spike Milligan Box 18 the story is in there, along with a story that goes:
Job Exchange. Queue. Second man in queue is Hitler
Clerk: Hello I've never seen you here before
Hitler No, zis is meine first time
Clerk: Name?
Hitler: O'Brien, I'm O'Brien.
Clerk: [Long Look]. No you're not. You're Apolph Hitler,
Hitler: Yes
Clerk: I thought you were dead. It said you blew your brains out in a cellar.
Hitler: Ya, but I missed
Clerk: Well what are you doin ere?
Hitler: I'm looking for a job.
Clerk: Oh? Wot you want, bricklayer, plumber?
Hitler: No, meine old job was Dictator.
Clerk: Well we ain't got any vacancies for dictators. I'll put your name down and if one turns up we'll phone. Have you got British citizenship?
Hitler: Listen. [Sings] Gott save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, Gott save our Queen. Sieg Heil